Excerpt from:  fragments: Stories of Another Time
From a story entitled, Stuff Gramma Taught Me

When we traveled with Gramma, we counted cows.  My
sister always won.  I guess there were more cows on her
side or maybe she counted faster.  Or maybe I had more
cemeteries on my side where I had to bury my cows. One
long trip I was way ahead for the first time. We were
almost home and we came to this big cemetery. There
go all my cows! Gramma looked at me but didn't say a
word. A road divided the cemetery in the middle.  
Gramma turned in and there went all my cows and my
sister's cows too.
''Oops! Wrong turn!" was all Gramma said.